Fjord is the man...

me: Thou impertinent beef-witted bladder!
me: Thou mammering fly-bitten miscreant!
me: Thou bawdy guts-griping minnow!
me: Thou paunchy doghearted pumpion!
me: Thou impertinent ill-nurtured death-token!
me: Thou villainous lily-livered wool-sack!
me: Thou ruttish tickle-brained clack-dish!
me: Thou puny milk-livered fustilarian!
me: Thou burly-boned ill-nurtured ratsbane!
me: Thou currish beef-witted gudgeon!
me: Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

Fjord: your face sucks
Fjord: pwnd!

me: sorry, doesn't do it for me

Fjord: uh, your mom's face sucks?