(ring ring ring)

Girl) Thank you for calling Red Lobster. What can I do for you today?

Me) Hi. Do you serve squid?

Girl) What?

Me) Squid.

Girl) Uhm... we have calamari.

Me) Uhhh k... what's that

Girl) It's, well, it's like baby squid. That's what I always call them.

Me) Well you see, my friend and... uhm, ok. Yeah. That's all I needed.

Girl) (giggle)

Me) Thanks!