So, I'm not an Oprah fan at all, even if Brad Pitt and George Clooney try to make it cool. It just doesn't do it for me.

However, one of the "Galactic Oprah Legion's" writers put up a simultaneously sad and hilarious article at CNN, which, if for no other reason, deserves mention for the story highlights just beside the title.

Also, this weekend, I played Guitar Hero III, ate a pita out of a metal stand, and saw Bolt sing in a pinstripe suit. What could be better.