I'll post more later, but had to say this. A new pink floatie noodle showed up in our room 2 days ago, with a note...

"Happy End of the Semester.
-- Slope"

Hahah! The noodle wars shall begin again. Geoff had to hold Pebble back from immediately cutting the new noodle in half for dueling purposes, saying that it should be "held pristine for as long as possible."

It's pink and pristine, ladies and gentlemen! And that is all!!! :D