Hmph.

So my granny got me a gift certificate to American Eagle for Christmas. Cool stuff, and I'm very thankful for it.

I knew I could go to the nearby Longview Mall to shop around, but I was doubly delighted that all of their website was open for gift certificates as well. Too bad their home page sucks!

It's not suggestive, is it?

Come on, they might as well have written "SEX" in huge letters across the screen! >:-|